Major Blunder in Gordonton

Apr 12th, 2013 | By | Category: News, Out & About

– but not the type you think.  N8N was alerted to a visit to Gordonton by Major Blunder, Officer Commanding, Fifth Waikato Dragoons Regiment, Northern Command, Alf’s Imperial Army.

Following on from a successful Battle of Hastings held  last year at Puketaha School, it is clear the Major is Up To Something.

One understands there well may be an upcoming battle involving the Major and his army in Gordonton itself.

It soon may be time to get out the plastic swords, flour bombs and protective buckets. N8N will keep you up-to-date with developments.

In the meantime – here is proof positive of secret plans afoot.

His lips are sealed:

What dastardly plans are being hatched?

Is our Jenny on the action?

Who will defend Gordonton? And whose side is this lot on?

Major helpers

More to follow. What ho.

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3 Comments to “Major Blunder in Gordonton”

  1. One never plots, that would be for dastardly Continentals, not Englishmen, wot! One plans, and mongers warlike actions in the interests of peace and other such political double-talk such as “this hurts me more than it does you” and “military intelligence”. And of course, one’s lips are sealed, to paraphase a famous gossip-columnist, otherwise one’s face might fray at the edges

  2. judy Cole says:

    great reporting, super photos

    Tried to print it but comes out black so unable to read the writing

    • number8network says:

      Hi Judy, try copying the text and pasting it into a Word document. If you have any problems come back to me and I can do something for you.

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